Perquam Dissolventur Tulipa


mostlycatsmostly:

Hey, you post a lot of kitty-loss related stuff, and support for people going through that stuff, and so I thought maybe you could help spread around an idea that might help people prepare for that inevitability before the time comes around.

If you have a cat, and a phone/camera that will do video (or the ability to record sound right to your computer), please consider taking a recording of your cat’s purr.  All you have to do is get the cat purring, get the recording device running, and lay it up against their side.  Boom, perfect.  I have a three-minute video of my kitty’s purr, and after losing her, it is so comforting to know that I CAN hear her again, any time I like.

This is a kinda obvious thing most folks will still not think to do, I think, so I thought I might put it out there.

Please reblog. I’d like as many people as possible to do this so they don’t lose their buddy’s love-rumble forever.

(The picture is of her. Her name was Tazendra and she was a surly hate-beast who served me as a loyal minion for nearly sixteen years.  She had a very wheezy purr.)

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awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up



concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

(Source: catgifsoup)



beardbeer:

haha



teamsasskid:

poetry



jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"



(Source: pleatedjeans)



ledsetgo:

The green water was warm as tears, but there was no salt in it. It tasted of summer and mud and growing things.



barbeauxbot:

ylixia:

canolacrush:

mazarin221b:

knackorcraft:

For the record, I find Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines morally reprehensible (but incredibly catchy).

This Weird Al version made me laugh and laugh and laugh.  It speaks to my inner English professor.  

I almost choked to death trying not to laugh out loud watching this at work earlier today.

God bless you Al Yankovic, you’ve taken a catchy yet disgusting song and actually made it catchy and enjoyable.

memorydragon bless you for bringing this to my attention

Bless Weird Al for making this masterpiece

Bless

I am like hardcore anti-prescriptivist and I actually enjoyed this Weird Al is a wizard


Via Ave Atque Vale

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
Via Tea Books and Blankets

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

Via hey

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk)



okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

(Source: stevesfriend)



theenigmaofriversong:

Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.

(Source: karengillandaily)


Via TheSmellOfBooks

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

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